Take It

Mak Minah dan Pak Mat ada 4 org anak perempuan yang sangat disayangi
iaitu Siti, Seri, Murni dan Suri. Satu hari mereka berpakat utk
kawinkan anak2 ni serentak.

Selepas selamat diijabkabulkan, ke-empat2 anak tu pun bercadang
untuk pegi honeymoon. Siti pegi honeymoon ke Pulau Langkawi, Seri ke
Pulau Tioman, Murni ke Pulau Kapas dan Suri ke Pulau Pangkor.

Sebelum pegi Mak Minah dan Pak Mat berpesan, "nanti jgn lupa hantar
berita pada mak dan ayah. Ceritakan macam mana honeymoon korang. Tak
payah tulis panjang2, pakai kod iklan aja dah cukup. Ringkas, padat
dan cepat." panjang lebar Mak Minah memberi arahan pada anak2nya..

Seminggu lepas tu depa terimalah surat dari Siti yang bertulis 'Standard
Chartered'. Tercari2lah kedua suami isteri ni iklan Standard Chartered
dan bila jumpa tersenyum le kedua2nya membaca iklan yang bertulis

"Besar, teguh dan peramah".. Bahagialah Si Siti rupanya..

Esoknya terima pula surat Seri yang bertulis 'Nescafe'. Carilah iklan
Nescafe dan tersenyum lagi keduanya membaca iklan yang bertulis

"Nikmatnya hingga ke titisan yang terakhir"

Bahagialah Si Seri rupanya...

Selang beberapa hari kemudian, tiba pula surat Murni bertulis 'KFC'
Carilah iklan KFC dan tersenyum keduanya membaca iklan yang bertulis

'Hingga Menjilat Jari'... Bahagialah Si Murni rupanya...

Seminggu berlalu, tiada surat dari Suri, Mak Minah dan Pak Mat dah
risau. Dua Minggu... tak ada jugak.. masuk minggu ke tiga baru sampai
surat dari Suri dengan isi kandungannya "AIR ASIA".

Bergegas le Mak Minah cari iklan penerbangan tu sbb tak sabar nak tau
apa yg jadi kat anak bongsunya.
Bila dibaca. Mak Minah dan Pak Mat terkulat2 tak tau nak senyum atau
menangis.. Apa motto iklan itu...??

"7 KALI SEMINGGU..3 JAM SEKALI.. NON-STOP!!"

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?"
"Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said.
His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father,
"Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man,
Still wondering why women cry.

Finally he asked the God.
He asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through
sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve
to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or
the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

Only great minds can read this

This is weird, but interesting!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Yse i cna rdea tihs..it is azngmai!! if u cna rdae tihs aslo, u hvea blilritna mndi!!!

1. Wanita yang meninggal dunia sebelum berkahwin.

Wanita yang meninggal dunia sebelum berkahwin akan dikahwinkan oleh Allah SWT di syurga kelak dengan seorang lelaki di kalangan ahli syurga.

Rasullullah SAW bersabda ‘ Tiada si bujang di dalam syurga’ (Muslim).

Ini kerana ada juga lelaki belum berkahwin yang meninggal dunia.

2. Wanita yang meninggal dunia setelah diceraikan dan tidak berkahwin sesudahnya.

Wanita ini juga akan dikahwinkan oleh Allah SWT dengan lelaki daripada ahli syurga.

3. Wanita yang meninggal dunia sedangkan suaminya tidak masuk syurga.

Begitu juga wanita yang meninggal dunia yang masuk syurga sedangkan suaminya tidak masuk syurga, akan di kahwinkan oleh Allah dengan serorang daripada lelaki yang masuk syurga.

4. Wanita yang meninggal dunia setelah berkahwin.

Wanita ini akan berada bersama suaminya di syurga kelak sekiranya suaminya masuk syurga.

5. Wanita yang kematian suami dan tidak berkahwin sesudahnya.

Wanita ini akan tetap bersama suaminya yang dikahwini di dunia sekiranya suaminya masuk syurga. Rings

6. Wanita yang kematian suami dan berkahwin sesudahnya.

Wanita yang kematian suami dan berkahwin lain akan bersama lelaki yang terakhir dikahwininya di dunia tidak kira berapa kali dia berkahwin. Suami yang terakhir adalah suaminya di syurga sekiranya suami itu
menjadi ahli syurga.

Rasullullah SAW bersabda.. ‘wanita adalah kepunyaan suaminya yang
terakhir.

Never leave the one you [{LOVE}]
for the one you ((LIKE))

Because the one you (LIKE) will leave you
for the one they[{LOVE}]

The one you ((LIKE)) will give you goosebumps;
the one you [{LOVE}] will make you laugh
and send shivers down your spine.

When the one you ((LIKE)) cries, you feel sorry for them;
but when the one you [{LOVE}] cries, you cry for them.


True Love Doesnt Have A Happy Ending
BECAUSE True [{LOVE}] Never Ends

Tonight your true [{LOVE}] will realize how much they love you.

Between 1 & 4 in the morning,

Tomorrow the shock of your life will occur.
if you break the chain then you will have
bad luck....

Rubbish
[01] Real name: Yie
[02] Nickname: Yie, Matyie, Soh, Roy, Kolam, (Mc' Su---->??)
[03] Married: OTW, mak ayah xkasi lg.
[04] Zodiac Sign: Gemini
[05] Gender: Lelaki sejati
[06] Age: Sblm 23
[07] High School: MRSM Lipis yg amatlah tersergam indah atas bukit
[08] College: S Alam, Abu Shah pnyer.
[09] Height: 175 cm +/-
[10] Weight: Xsmpai 50,cdey2...bln pose tatau ar.
[11] Do you like yourself: Half (Yes & No)
[12] Piercings: -
[13] Right or left: Kanan
[14] Are you a freak : Freak??Noooo....
[15] Hair: Long & Short...=)
[16] Skin: Sawo Matang
[17] Allergic: Xleh tgk pmpn cntik, rse nk mngurat jer...=P
[18] What are you doing now: game,game,study,game......
[19] What will you doing 1 hour later: study kot.....
[20] What will you doing 10 years later: berbini & beranak pinak.

THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: Now?Noo...
[22] Siblings(included you): Only 4
[23] Eldest: Abangku
[24] Youngest: adik laki yg ntah pape
[25] Love/hate your family: What the fuck dis question???syang arr....

THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: Ntah, kabur g.
[27] If yes, who is he/she: Someone out there...haha
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: jadi ler pape....
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: luper....byk mkn semut.
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): sokmo...1000
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000): Mne leh gtau.
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: mnx2 xder, I/Allah..hehe
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: Pemalu...haha
[34] Ever argue with your other half: Bodo, mne de.
[35] You with your other half since: in the future
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: Giler ke lesbo, straight ar.
[37] Reasons you love your other half: Ho Ho Ho
[38] You and your other half in which stage: stage Bt caves, tggi 2.
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: Xterlibat
[40] Ever think of marry he/she: Bengong, da xder nk kawen cane.

THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: Mse sek rendah.
[42] Your first enemy: Minah Gedik
[43] The friends you love the most: I love all my frenz...haha
[44] The enemy you hate the most(1only): Bush
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: Mne leh gtau, secret admire 2.
[46] Your most handsome boy friend: Penyibuk, bajet lawa...haha
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: Muke xhndsome, awel lawa...
dengki aku. aku xnsome xder pn awek lawa....keh3
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: ermmm sume laki. aku msih waras.
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: No No No...
[51] If your friend backstabbing you: Fucking in my life.
[52] If your friend betray you: sendiri mau ingt ar.
[53] If your friend woo your lover: eleh....
[54] If your friends fall in love with you: Lawa?Ok? On jek...huhu
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: Keep it, Secret,,,haha

THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: Yes & No
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: Not Always
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: Rmai, xterkire.
[59] Always late to school/college: 100% betul
[60] Your class: Sume Melayu tp budget nk jad Omputih
[61] You love your seniors: Syang, yg bley beri manfaat...keh3
[62] Senior who you love the most: Wtpe gtau, bpak bosan.
[63] Your classmates good/bad: ermmm gud & not, bln2 pose xbk mngata org.
[64] Excellent result classmate: Otai mse sek rendah...haha bla da up cket da jad petai.
[65] Laziest classmate: aku??? ke ko?

THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people: Ayahku & Emakku
[67] Stupid people: Sape2 wt bodo ngn aku.
[68] Good looking people: Ntah ler labu
[69] Ugly people: Betty
[70] Funny people: Ntah ar,sape yg wt ak glak kot.
[71] Cute people: Sape prasan cute...haha
[72] Bad people: Koya
[73] Honest people: Sume yg bk ngn ku
[74] Acting people: Pelakon, belakon je lbh.
[75] You are what kind of people: adeyyy....

THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: aiseyy man....
[77] Hugs or kisses: hug and kiss....hoho
[78] Shorter or taller: average....
[79] hesitant or spontaneous: bergntung pda keadaan.
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: Dua2...haha
[81] Listener or talker: Listener....
[82] Romantic or rich: Ape daa, ak nk dua2 ar.
[83] Good husband or Good Father: Lmbat lg nk pkir

THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry: bla da ader awek bru pkir. skang mak ayah mrah g...haha
[85] Numbers of kid(s): isteri larat brape, ak on jek...keh3
[86] Career: mndatangjn pndapatan lumayan.
[87] Salary: Leh jad org yg bergaji pling mahal di Malaysia...haha
[88] Retirement age: Smpai da xlrat.
[89] Properties value: Org trkaya di dunia.
[90] Wishes: Good life....xleh pnjg2 nnt xtrcpai...hohoho

thats all....bye.
time ksih kpada penanya yg mnyibuk sngt nk tau....=)

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