Saturday, October 25, 2008
Mak Minah dan Pak Mat ada 4 org anak perempuan yang sangat disayangi
iaitu Siti, Seri, Murni dan Suri. Satu hari mereka berpakat utk
kawinkan anak2 ni serentak.
Selepas selamat diijabkabulkan, ke-empat2 anak tu pun bercadang
untuk pegi honeymoon. Siti pegi honeymoon ke Pulau Langkawi, Seri ke
Pulau Tioman, Murni ke Pulau Kapas dan Suri ke Pulau Pangkor.
Sebelum pegi Mak Minah dan Pak Mat berpesan, "nanti jgn lupa hantar
berita pada mak dan ayah. Ceritakan macam mana honeymoon korang. Tak
payah tulis panjang2, pakai kod iklan aja dah cukup. Ringkas, padat
dan cepat." panjang lebar Mak Minah memberi arahan pada anak2nya..
Seminggu lepas tu depa terimalah surat dari Siti yang bertulis 'Standard
Chartered'. Tercari2lah kedua suami isteri ni iklan Standard Chartered
dan bila jumpa tersenyum le kedua2nya membaca iklan yang bertulis
"Besar, teguh dan peramah".. Bahagialah Si Siti rupanya..
Esoknya terima pula surat Seri yang bertulis 'Nescafe'. Carilah iklan
Nescafe dan tersenyum lagi keduanya membaca iklan yang bertulis
"Nikmatnya hingga ke titisan yang terakhir"
Bahagialah Si Seri rupanya...
Selang beberapa hari kemudian, tiba pula surat Murni bertulis 'KFC'
Carilah iklan KFC dan tersenyum keduanya membaca iklan yang bertulis
'Hingga Menjilat Jari'... Bahagialah Si Murni rupanya...
Seminggu berlalu, tiada surat dari Suri, Mak Minah dan Pak Mat dah
risau. Dua Minggu... tak ada jugak.. masuk minggu ke tiga baru sampai
surat dari Suri dengan isi kandungannya "AIR ASIA".
Bergegas le Mak Minah cari iklan penerbangan tu sbb tak sabar nak tau
apa yg jadi kat anak bongsunya.
Bila dibaca. Mak Minah dan Pak Mat terkulat2 tak tau nak senyum atau
menangis.. Apa motto iklan itu...??
"7 KALI SEMINGGU..3 JAM SEKALI.. NON-STOP!!"
Saturday, October 11, 2008
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?"
"Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said.
His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."
Later the little boy asked his father,
"Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man,
Still wondering why women cry.
Finally he asked the God.
He asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"
God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through
sickness and fatigue without complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.
I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.
I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve
to stand beside him unfalteringly.
And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."
"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or
the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."
Masa membayar, dengan tak sengaja cashier dah tertukar kotak topi kain hitam tu dengan seluar dalam hitam adik Hasan Jendul! Selepas membayar, Hasan Jendul pun terus pergi kaunter hadiah dan suruh diorang bungkus tanpa check dulu. Kemudian dia balik ke rumah dan tulis surat untuk Mek Ayu serta mengeposkannya bersama hadiah yang dah tersilap tu.
(Dan surat yang dia tulis tu berbunyi cam nie);
Istimewa untuk kekasihku Mek Ayu, San pilih hadiah nie kerana Ayu tak pernah pakai bila kita keluar jalan-jalan dan selalu mengadu sebab panas. Kalau bukan sebab pasal adik sepupu San, San dah nak beli yang lagi jarang supaya kalau berpeluh tak lembap sangat. Tapi San tengok adik sepupu San pakai yang ada bunga tu nampak cantik pulak.San pilih warna hitam tu supaya tak nampak kotor. Promoter yang jual tu tunjuk dia punya dah seminggu tak basuh. Nampak elok saje. San suruh dia try Ayu punya sebab saiz promoter tu lebih kurang Ayu je. Memang cantik dan menarik! Harapnya Ayu suka sebab San rasa memang sesuai dengan Ayu. Tak sabar rasanya nak tengok Ayu pakai depan San. San harap Ayu akan pakai untuk San hujung minggu nie.
Salam sayang untuk kekasihku,Mek Ayu..
Yang amat menyintai dan menyayangi dirimumu,
Hasan Jendul
P/S : Kalau Ayu nak pakai, San nampak stail terbaru ialah dengan melipat bahagian depan dan menampakkan sedikit rambut.
Only great minds can read this
This is weird, but interesting!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Yse i cna rdea tihs..it is azngmai!! if u cna rdae tihs aslo, u hvea blilritna mndi!!!
